{"id":149,"date":"2012-11-18T21:36:27","date_gmt":"2012-11-18T21:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/?p=149"},"modified":"2025-07-21T12:27:37","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T12:27:37","slug":"5k-run-for-hydrocephalus-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/2012\/11\/18\/5k-run-for-hydrocephalus-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"5K Run for Hydrocephalus 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><del>Apollo<\/del>Ray<\/strong>: Now, when <a href=\"http:\/\/results.active.com\/events\/national-capital-hydrocephalus-5k\/overall-results\" target=\"_blank\">you beat me<\/a>, you beat me by one [half]&#8230; ONE [HALF]&#8230; second. Now do you know what something like that does to a man of my intelligence?<\/p>\n<p><strong><del>Rocky<\/del>Steve<\/strong>: I thought you said you got over it.<\/p>\n<p><strong><del>Apollo<\/del>Ray<\/strong>: I lied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ApolloRay: Now, when you beat me, you beat me by one [half]&#8230; ONE [HALF]&#8230; second. Now do you know what something like that does to a man of my intelligence? RockySteve: I thought you said you got over it. ApolloRay: I lied.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1120,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fiatjustitia.net\/wheezinggeezers\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}