18 August

What I learned today

Today I learned that if you tell people you have a hole in the crotch of your pants, they won't be able to help but look. The best exchange of the day:

Me: Aww, dude, I have a rip in the crotch of my pants.
Coworker: <looks>
M: Uhh, why are you looking...?
CW: I don't know, I guess I wanted to see how big it is...
M: ...!
CW: The rip! I meant the rip!